I Fell.

I fell at work today. Outside. In a parking lot. It hurt. Does this mean that I'm getting old? Will most of my conversation starters be: "Well, I had a fall yesterday. Not too serious, but now I have some disgusting looking purplish bruises mixed with age spots to show off to people. Here, see? Doesn't that make you want to vomit?" I've always known that someday, all my wife and I would talk about would be our health, doctors' appointments, etc. But I had no idea that it would start so soon. Sad.