Yeah, You Better Run Ophelia!

That's right, I'm talking to you. You thought you were all big and bad and stuff and were gonna, like, beat us down over here and whateva. But you so slow you couldn't even decide where you wanted hit. Sure, you tried picking on the outer banks in North Carolina. What else is new? Almost every hurricane does that.

Then you thought you were scaring Virginia with the way you was swirlin' and twirlin' down there but we were like, "We ain't scared. Show us what you got Ofeeya! Go 'head and knock down our housing. We ain't scared of losing our houses. Shoot. Go on with yo bad self."

So now we looking at the news and we be laughing! You like, "Guess I'm gonna go on up to New England and scare dose folks cuz they prolly scared of a big ol' hurricane." Yeah, yeah. You go on up there. You ain't scare us anyway cuz you so weak. All we wanted was some rain from you. Dat's right! We wanted something from you! Ha!

See you in six years but I bet you won't barely make it to a tropical storm then. Jus' don't forget: Virginia sent Ofeeya running. HOLLA!!